cannot.understand.computer — I have no kernel and I must segfault!
Details
up since 2026-10-02 20:35 (6.4 days ago)
- Uptime: 100.00%
- Users: 1 (1 active this month, 1 active last six months)
- Posts: 144
- Posts per user: 144.00
- Peers: 0
- Version: snac 2.96-dev
- Source code: https://comam.es/what-is-snac
- Registrations: Closed
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Stats 2026-10-02 20:35 — 2026-10-09 06:05
users: 1 (0.00/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1 / 1 / 1.00 / 0.00
⋯ ⋯posts: 144 (21.02/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 14 / 144 / 64.12 / 49.27
peers: 0 (0.00/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 0 / 755 / 48.46 / 158.19
response_time: 9.211 (0.96/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1 / 10 / 4.94 / 2.46
Crawling Info
First contact: 2026-10-02 (6.4 days ago)
Last successful contact: 2026-10-09 (55.6 minutes ago)
Contact: 115 successful, 5 failed.
Average fetch time: 4.94s
Next attempt scheduled for 13.0 minutes ago.
Found through pl.catboyindustries.co (up)
IP address: 57.131.196.67
- Country: NL
- Net Org: OrgName: RIPE Network Coordination Centre
- CIDR: 57.0.0.0/8
Staff
kunev@cannot.understand.computer
I break things to see how they (don't?) work
I pass the butter
I sometimes push too much on the boundaries of Poe's law, it's wholly intentional
I touch computers for money, mostly with utter disgust
feed contains #Bulgarian, да го еба!
(де)бел #хакер
I break things to see how they (don't?) work
I pass the butter
I sometimes push too much on the boundaries of Poe's law, it's wholly intentional
I touch computers for money, mostly with utter disgust
feed contains #Bulgarian, да го еба!
(де)бел #хакер
...they despise your kind because you understand the machine, while they have to turn jungles into fuel and enslave thousands of computers just to pretend that the machine speaks to them too.
#unix_surrealism
Responses
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- /nodeinfo_2_1 ₍⇗₎
- [2026-10-09 06:05:46 in 2.00s]: IP: 57.131.196.67 / OK / HTTP status: 200
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- [2026-10-08 18:48:54 in 0.79s]: IP: 57.131.196.67 / OK / HTTP status: 200
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Unsalted hashes of "cannot.understand.computer"
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