functional.cafe — Functional Café
functional.cafe is an instance for people interested in functional programming and languages.
Details
up since 2026-07-16 23:13 (8.7 hours ago)
- Uptime: 85.82%
- Users: 918 (191 active this month, 273 active last six months)
- Posts: 296733
- Posts per user: 323.24
- Peers: 34047
- Version: mastodon 4.7.0-alpha.1+glitch
- Registrations: Invite
[View Timeline] (← Broken) | [View Timeline Media]
Stats 2026-07-03 08:41 — 2026-07-17 07:49
users: 918 (0.00/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 918 / 918 / 918.00 / 0.00
⋯ ⋯posts: 296733 (68.46/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 295774 / 296742 / 296229.25 / 281.62
peers: 34047 (12.32/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 33858 / 34116 / 33984.96 / 60.03
response_time: 2.552 (-0.91/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 0 / 34 / 5.34 / 5.79
Crawling Info
First contact: 2021-02-06 (5.4 years ago)
Last successful contact: 2026-07-17 (4.8 minutes ago)
Contact: 135154 successful, 27404 failed.
Average fetch time: 5.34s
Next attempt scheduled for 39.9 minutes from now.
Found through freespeechextremist.com (down)
IP address: 79.127.221.146 (and 94 others, including: jennakinghorn.com (up), mstdn.intahnet.co.uk (up), www.ghazalikhan.com (down), hack.design (down), danielesalatti.it (down), idlingwilds.com (up), media.void.rehab (down), oliviasonnig.de (up), social.crem.in (up), synapsmedia.com (down))
- Country: US
- Net Org:
- CIDR: 79.127.221.0/24
Staff
mdallastella@functional.cafe
Code alchemist, data juggler, chess player, poetry.
Admin of https://functional.cafe.
Responses
- /api/v1/instance ₍⇗₎
- [2026-07-17 07:49:24 in 0.54s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 06:34:39 in 0.48s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 05:22:11 in 0.69s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 04:08:38 in 0.57s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 02:55:43 in 0.62s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 01:42:27 in 0.59s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 00:29:09 in 0.33s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 23:14:09 in 0.30s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 20:39:27 in 0.65s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 19:23:28 in 0.52s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /api/v1/instance/peers ₍⇗₎
- [2026-07-17 06:34:39 in 0.53s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 19:23:28 in 0.71s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 03:35:01 in 0.34s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-15 16:56:19 in 0.30s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-15 03:54:39 in 0.35s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-14 16:16:20 in 0.64s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-14 06:10:55 in 0.33s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-13 21:48:56 in 0.33s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-13 13:25:30 in 0.68s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-13 03:01:09 in 0.45s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /nodeinfo/2.0 ₍⇗₎
- [2026-07-17 07:49:24 in 1.09s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 06:34:39 in 2.08s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 05:22:11 in 2.25s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 04:08:38 in 0.79s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 02:55:43 in 1.42s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 01:42:27 in 1.12s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-17 00:29:09 in 1.58s]: IP: 79.127.221.146 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 23:14:09 in 21.28s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 20:39:27 in 1.98s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-07-16 19:23:28 in 1.04s]: IP: 212.102.46.118 / OK / HTTP status: 200
Federation Info
Peers: 34047
Found through functional.cafe:
- vertexspew.social (up)
- kulupu.soweli.moe (up)
- hj.9fs.net (up)
- casaciudadana.com.ar (up)
- m0bi.pl (up)
Listed in the local bubble for:
- agda.club (up)
- genserver.social (up)
Federation restrictions
Unsalted hashes of "functional.cafe"
- MD5: 25be1bc959bf275373c840fca3f26dc2
- SHA1: 5c46d08104ee0288348d7c9b16e66aa359a30dfc
- SHA256: d03a10ad5bbaf7f3474c4078abb40b9679865333ad25889449e599aefe461e1c