mrhands.horse — Mr Hands Social Network
ShitPissCum: An efficient and flexible ShitPissCum server
Details
up since 2025-08-01 05:09 (7.1 months ago)
- Uptime: 99.88%
- Users: 4 (2 active this month, 2 active last six months)
- Posts: 25390
- Posts per user: 6347.50
- Peers: 10940
- Version: pleroma 2.5.1
- Source code: https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/pleroma
- Registrations: Invite
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Stats 2026-02-19 21:02 — 2026-03-05 19:42
users: 4 (0.00/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 4 / 4 / 4.00 / 0.00
⋯ ⋯posts: 25390 (24.24/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 25052 / 25390 / 25217.32 / 97.57
peers: 10939 (5.47/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 10863 / 10940 / 10884.00 / 21.33
response_time: 3.668 (0.08/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1 / 27 / 4.03 / 3.54
Crawling Info
First contact: 2023-05-24 (33.4 months ago)
Last successful contact: 2026-03-05 (30.5 minutes ago)
Contact: 70457 successful, 4168 failed.
Average fetch time: 4.03s
Next attempt scheduled for 7.0 minutes from now.
Found through cum.salon (up)
Staff
shitpisscum@mrhands.horse
🇷🇸 Serbia 1:0 France 🇫🇷
We're so fucking back
Kill OVH. Behead OVH. Roundhouse kick OVH into the concrete. Slam dunk OVH baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy OVH. Defecate in a OVH food. Launch OVH into the sun. Stir fry OVH in a wok. Toss OVH into active volcanoes. Urinate into a OVH gas tank. Judo throw OVH into a wood chipper. Twist OVH heads off. Report OVH to the IRS. Karate chop OVH in half. Curb stomp pregnant OVH. Trap OVH in quicksand. Crush OVH in the trash compactor. Liquefy OVH in a vat of acid. Eat OVH. Dissect OVH. Exterminate OVH in the gas chamber. Stomp OVH skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate OVH in the oven. Lobotomize OVH. Mandatory abortions for OVH. Grind OVH fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown OVH in fried chicken grease. Vaporize OVH with a ray gun. Kick old OVH down the stairs. Feed OVH to alligators. Slice OVH with a katana.
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main: @shitpisscum@shitpisscum.mooo.com
NOTE: If I followed you multiple times it's because I imported multiple follow lists and Pleroma is apparently too retarded to avoid duplicates so it just follows everyone. Sorry for the inconvenience
🇷🇸 Serbia 1:0 France 🇫🇷
We're so fucking back
Kill OVH. Behead OVH. Roundhouse kick OVH into the concrete. Slam dunk OVH baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy OVH. Defecate in a OVH food. Launch OVH into the sun. Stir fry OVH in a wok. Toss OVH into active volcanoes. Urinate into a OVH gas tank. Judo throw OVH into a wood chipper. Twist OVH heads off. Report OVH to the IRS. Karate chop OVH in half. Curb stomp pregnant OVH. Trap OVH in quicksand. Crush OVH in the trash compactor. Liquefy OVH in a vat of acid. Eat OVH. Dissect OVH. Exterminate OVH in the gas chamber. Stomp OVH skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate OVH in the oven. Lobotomize OVH. Mandatory abortions for OVH. Grind OVH fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown OVH in fried chicken grease. Vaporize OVH with a ray gun. Kick old OVH down the stairs. Feed OVH to alligators. Slice OVH with a katana.
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main: @shitpisscum@shitpisscum.mooo.com
NOTE: If I followed you multiple times it's because I imported multiple follow lists and Pleroma is apparently too retarded to avoid duplicates so it just follows everyone. Sorry for the inconvenience
Responses
- /api/v1/instance ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-05 19:42:59 in 0.18s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 18:15:34 in 0.18s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 16:47:11 in 0.18s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 15:18:21 in 0.38s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 13:51:33 in 0.41s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 12:32:19 in 0.47s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 11:10:10 in 0.18s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 09:28:06 in 0.17s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 07:57:23 in 0.17s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 06:32:01 in 0.44s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /api/v1/instance/peers ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-05 15:18:21 in 0.46s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 06:32:01 in 0.52s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-04 20:52:30 in 0.36s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-04 09:50:47 in 0.34s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-04 01:37:06 in 0.37s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-03 16:02:11 in 0.34s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-03 06:22:58 in 0.56s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-02 18:04:18 in 0.35s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-02 08:38:57 in 0.30s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-01 23:32:03 in 0.32s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /nodeinfo/2.1.json ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-05 19:42:59 in 0.71s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 18:15:34 in 0.71s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 16:47:11 in 0.71s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 15:18:21 in 1.77s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 13:51:33 in 2.52s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 12:32:19 in 1.84s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 11:10:10 in 0.73s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 09:28:06 in 0.67s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 07:57:23 in 0.71s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-05 06:32:01 in 1.91s]: IP: 51.83.78.124 / OK / HTTP status: 200
Federation Info
Peers: 10940
Federation restrictions
Unsalted hashes of "mrhands.horse"
- MD5: 27798760dd9c261238af1fb1b2e846fa
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