offline.garden — Mastodon
offline.garden is a quiet corner of the Fediverse for people who feel overwhelmed by the noise of modern social media. Here, conversations move at a human pace and attention is not a commodity.
Details
up since 2026-03-03 18:13 (9.0 days ago)
- Uptime: 100.00%
- Users: 1 (1 active this month, 1 active last six months)
- Posts: 130
- Posts per user: 130.00
- Peers: 8036
- Version: mastodon 4.5.6
- Registrations: Invite
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Stats 2026-03-03 18:13 — 2026-03-12 17:15
users: 1 (0.00/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1 / 1 / 1.00 / 0.00
⋯ ⋯posts: 130 (9.04/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 22 / 173 / 108.86 / 41.95
peers: 8036 (697.80/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1784 / 8036 / 6132.67 / 1604.83
response_time: 2.651 (0.11/day)
min/max/avg/stddev: 1 / 17 / 4.07 / 3.04
Crawling Info
First contact: 2026-03-03 (9.0 days ago)
Last successful contact: 2026-03-12 (4.4 minutes ago)
Contact: 329 successful, 0 failed.
Average fetch time: 4.07s
Next attempt scheduled for 34.1 minutes from now.
Found through fedi.goobleschmert.cc (up)
IP address: 89.167.83.14
- Country: FI
- Net Org: Hetzner Online GmbH
- CIDR: 89.167.0.0/17
Staff
vinterkarusell@offline.garden
☕ Beats & pixels, fueled by caffeine.
⚖️ Allergic to hype, optimized for sanity.
🦜 Occasionally, I make music other people steal.
🕒 Ephemeral timeline. Artifacts remain.
🎧 Forever – OUT NOW! 👉 https://lnk.bio/s/forever
Responses
- /api/v1/instance ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-12 17:15:27 in 0.51s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 15:39:07 in 0.19s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 13:50:06 in 0.19s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 12:19:51 in 0.15s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 10:53:40 in 0.18s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 09:31:57 in 0.18s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 08:06:45 in 0.19s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 06:29:57 in 0.18s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 05:05:21 in 0.20s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 03:39:13 in 0.20s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /api/v1/instance/peers ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-12 06:29:57 in 0.19s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-11 12:55:13 in 0.17s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-11 04:48:45 in 0.16s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-10 17:32:58 in 0.16s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-09 21:43:02 in 0.17s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-09 12:27:07 in 0.50s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-08 21:20:47 in 0.17s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-08 07:49:13 in 0.50s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-07 23:36:18 in 0.31s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-07 11:05:12 in 0.41s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- /nodeinfo/2.0 ₍⇗₎
- [2026-03-12 17:15:27 in 1.72s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 15:39:07 in 1.17s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 13:50:06 in 0.77s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 12:19:51 in 0.75s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 10:53:40 in 0.75s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 09:31:57 in 0.75s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 08:06:45 in 0.94s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 06:29:57 in 1.24s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 05:05:21 in 0.96s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
- [2026-03-12 03:39:13 in 0.84s]: IP: 89.167.83.14 / OK / HTTP status: 200
Federation Info
Peers: 8036
Federation restrictions
Unsalted hashes of "offline.garden"
- MD5: 39058c0523d44f3ec9585646044930b1
- SHA1: 3305298fe458116a8baab1c7026c1c2229cf38fc
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