cave_johnson@puppygirl.science

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Basic Science: Hello! The name is Lily. Also known as Cave Johnson, We own the place. We'd like feedback from test subjects, please do not hesitate to contact! Revolutionary Science, Multiple entities combined: ・Iroha (彩葉) ・Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science, Inc. & Aperture Laboratories) :aperture: Scientifical Research: ・Computers: For anlyzing Scientifical results. ・Arcade Machines: Scattered around the facility. ・Photography: With the 35mm APO M on a M11M we analyze atomic movement. ・Music Production: An attempt to entertain test subjects. ・Socializing: The more volunteer test subjects the marrier! ・Speedcubing: This is in reality Science but we tell our test subjects they can fiddle with these between chambers to kill time. ・Reading (only in JP though): Well, we read the test results here in the US in Japanese to make sure non authorized personel cannot take part in our Scientifical results. ・Hats: Well as the CEO and Founder of this place, we must make sure we look appropriate. ・Cuties~ <3: This is for our subdivision where we only conduct "Gay Science". ・Science: Sorry, fellas. We're married. To Science :aperture: Test subjects its researching personally <3: Loyal Employee 🧡 - @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng The Cute Fox 💜 - @lina@tech.lgbt (We would conduct Science on you, because you're so cute~~ <3) [Scientifically proven to be Polyamorous]